Vincy,泳兒 海嗚威 - 我的回憶不是我的
0 comments Sunday, May 17, 2009SNOOKER TUTORIAL (Willie™ skills)
3 comments Thursday, May 14, 2009wat v shud do in making our shot straight n powerful?? simple.. jz make sure ur hand bridge guiding ur cue is on the right length towards the ball.. the nearer the bridge more accuracy can be obtain towards a shot.. as far bridge may make ur cue "pergi holland"..
for powerful shot is jz bout hitting the cue ball using ur elbow strength.. hearing the 'bang bang' sound of ball being potted is the ultimatum feeling in snooker..
slicing and snookering others in the game is experience based.. the more fees u pay the more u learn..
cushion shots is my favourite.. its all bout the ball bang the ball n being potted in.. its my favvourite cuz its the lucky "amgong" percentage entering is higher..
WonDers with CHInese name
0 comments Thursday, May 7, 2009here how tis msg shown:
Confusing Chinese Names
Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)?
Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan (anyone)!
Operator : You are talking to someone! Who is this?
Caller : I'm Sam Wan (Someone). And I need to talk to Annie Wan (anyone)! It's urgent.
Operator : I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?
Caller : Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan (anyone) that our brother Noel Wan (no one)has involved in an accident. Noel Wan (no one)got injured and now Noel Wan (no one) is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan (everyone) is on his way to the hospital.
Operator : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!
Caller : You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator : I'm Saw Lee (Sorry).
Caller : Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!!
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This is hilarious ...
Why Chinese shouldn't have Christian names:
Anne Chang => Dirty (Mandarin)
Anne Chin => Keep Quiet (Mandarin)
Faye Chen => Dusty (Mandarin)
Carl Cheng => Buttock (Hokkien)
Monica Cheng => Touching your buttocks (Hokkien)
Lucy Leow => You are dead (Hokkien)
Jane Tan => Frying eggs (Mandarin)
Suzie Leow => Lose till death (Hokkien)
Henry Mah => Hate your mum (Mandarin)
Corrine Tai => Poor fellow (Hokkien)
Paul Chan => Bankrupt (Mandarin)
Nelson Tan => Bird laying eggs (Mandarin)
Leslie Tong => Rubbish Bin (Mandarin)
Carmen Teng => Leg hair long (Hokkien)
Connie Mah => Call your mother (Cantonese)
Danny See => Squeeze you to death (Hokkien)
Rosie Teng => Screws and nails (Hokkien)
Pete Tsai => Nose droppings (Hokkien)
Macy Koh => Never die before (Cantonese)



